"Pooh," said Rabbit kindly, "you haven't any brain."
"I know," said Pooh humbly.

"People who don't think probably don't have their brains;
rather, they
have grey fluff that's blown into "their heads by mistake."

"To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks."

Sometimes, when you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you
Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing which
seemed very Thingish inside you is quite different when it
gets out into the open and has other people looking at it.

"One can't complain. I have my friends.
Someone spoke to me only yesterday."

"You can't help respecting anybody who can
spell Tuesday, even if he doesn't spell it right."

"And we must all bring provisions."
"Bring What?"
"Things to eat."
"Oh!" said Pooh happily, "I thought you said Provisions.
I'll go and tell them." And he stumped off.

"After all, what are birthdays?
Here today and gone tomorrow."

"I don't hold with all the washing,"
grumbled Eeyore.
"This modern Behind-the-ears nonsense."

Then he thought another long time, and said;"And the only
reason for being a bee that I know of is making honey." And then
he got up, and said; "And the only reason I know for making
honey is so as I can eat it."
--Winnie The Pooh—

"Could you ask your friend to do his exercises somewhere else.
I shall be having lunch directly, and don't want it bounced on
just before I begin. A trifiling matter, and fussy of me,
but we all have our little ways."
--The House At Pooh Corner—

"If Eeyore stood at the bottom of the tree, and if Pooh stood
on Eeyore's back, and if I stood on Pooh's shoulders" "And if
Eeyore's back snapped suddenly, then we could all laugh. Ha Ha!
Amusing in q quiet way," said Eeyore, "but not really helpful."
--The House At Pooh Corner--

Pooh said, "Let's go and see Kanga and Roo and Tigger," and
Piglet said, "Y-Yes L-Let''s" - because he was still a little
anxious about Tigger, who was a Very Bouncy Animal, with a way
of saying How-do-you-do, which always left your ears full of
sand. --The House At Pooh Corner—

"Rabbit's clever,"said Pooh thoughtfully.
"Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit's clever."
"And he has brain." "Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit has Brain."
There was a long silence.
"I suppose," said Pooh, "that that's why
he never understands anything."
--The House at Pooh Corner--